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Tuesday, January 24th, 2006
8:22 pm	Karate!! my course at the weekend was amazing, and wots more on the sunday i got to use nun-chuks, no joke. they wer so kool, im gona try but a pair!! ok quote frm geography, Nadia: look at my sand dune drawing charlotte, its even better than the one you drew Me: no way, i'm the best at sand dunes Nadia: urs is a crappy wee one, chek mine Me: ur crazy Nadia: rite lets have a sand dune off' Teacher: blah blah blah blah humus. Does everyone no wot humus is? Me: *nods while in a dwam* Teacher: ok charlotte wot is it Me: u dip ur crisps in it (yikes :S) aw geo is a laugh, so random tho. i wish mrs poodle wood close her legs wen she sits tho. yuck! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 12th, 2006
6:16 pm	another memory lol heheheeee Sorrrrryyyyy Cockeye This is a retraction statement concerning my last entry. *clears throat*, here i go.............. 'Karen Ferg..... does not actualy stuff her bra anymore, (she hasnt since they invented push up bras). She is in fact not small (she's def not tall), she is middle height. She also lives in a box down by the clyde'. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 10th, 2006
6:32 pm	An oldie Yes yes so claire thinks she is a fan of the O.C, but she has nothing on me, becoz did she ever do this rite here as a dedictation to it. NO, no she didnt :P Ode to the O.C The O.C, oh the O.C could it possibly be the greatest programme on our tv Your crazy if u miss it, I'll kill ya if u diss it the o.c, the o.c it is the programme for me Ryan is hot, seth is hotter still remember wot i warned, diss it, and i'll kill kill kill The storylines exciting, the cowans house is inviting, ryans always fighting, and marissa is a ho' awwwww i remember doing that so much lol, it dates rite bak to the 20th April this bad boy does :D Im sending this poem out to all those excited for its return!! Current Mood: can't wait!!! !!! Current Music: california!!!!! (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 9th, 2006
7:53 pm	Awww the good old days I was looking at old entries the other day, they are so funny, heres sum oldies: The alcoholic in denile.--- Yeah Aimee im talkin about YOU aimee i feel i should inform ppl of your true nature concerning alcohol. Firstly i will start with your room. as soon as you step into her room, you are dazzled by a disco ball. Yes its true aimee is a big 70's fan. If you look left there is a wardrobe. open up the wardrobe, and there are no cloths. None! Its is shelves and shelves of spirts and alky pops. To the right is her bar. Fully equiped with cocktail glasses and decanters. Then in the other half of her room is her pony doll collection, and rocking horse which she called Andy. When aimee tells you that she is goin to the 'stables', she is lying. She is in fact spending the morning on her rocking horse, and practising her whip technique. Aimee is definatly a horse lovin alcoholic (heres another) I am- busty de lusty Karen- tight cherry aimee- Nasty thong!! lmao Asha- Albino Kitty lol The guys names!!!! lmao Derek- sweetest sin Jack- Karen kung-Fu grip Sean- asslee bendover (lastly) Karen is a midget who stuffs her crop top!!!!!!!!!!! Karen fergeson, of the fergesons, IS A MIDGET. U will notice every time she is in town, she is warin boots, with heaaaaallls. She is not actually as tall as she thinks she is, in fact she is small. she is not 5'6 as she tells ppl she is. in fact she is 5'4. she is not not not not tall. She also wears and over shoulder pancake holder (crop-top), which i once caught her stuffing before p.e. nothing she says bout me is true btw. at least mine r real karen, unlike urs theres many more but i'll save them for another time!! peace out xx :D Current Music: Rock the Kasbah (12 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 11th, 2005
8:24 pm	The dance!! wow cood the dance have been any better! it was soooooooooooooooo amazing! Everyone looked gorgeous :P the guys tres hansome. they clean up nicely lol the actual ceilah (spelling :S) was fandabbydosi, it was specially' great coz everyone joined in the mad dancing. Then Back to CHLOES house, (ya wee superstar), the partaaay was amazing. so many happenings, so many stories............ ..so many horny people!(wot happened at the party shood stay at the party) It was such a laugh seeing everyone pissed. Overall the nite was soooooooooo grand! (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 17th, 2005
6:28 pm	Psyco Killer Quiz LiveJournal Username How old are you? gender? Are you scared yet? yes! i'm terrified!!no.. pff... i'm not scared...**passes out from fear**...**yawns**LET THEM TRY!! Your friend who will kill you is moanthefish And will murder you with a set of wind chimes While your friend ashahatesyou Watches while playing with themselves Your friend tis_me_papa_d Will try to save you.. but... will end up running into a wall Chance of survival 68% This Fun Quiz created by Victor at BlogQuiz.Net Taurus Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz Asha i shood have suspected so (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
5:07 pm	May the force be with you *zwoom* An eventful day?? yeeeessssss. it was the bombdiggity. there was a halloween fancy dress competition at skool today. Now normally people decide what they are going to do for the comp a while in advance. Especailly those doing a group entry, because u need to co-ordinate what ur going to do. not the mackintosh 5th years tho!! Yesterday at lunch we decided to be star wars people------ reeeeally not much organising went on. So anyhoooooo, our big star wars debut came 3rd period, were we stood at the back of the queue, alongside G-Unit. Finally it was our turn to go in, and what an impact we made: Anna as Darth vader lead, followed by our very own karen as luke skywalker, Nicola as princess Leah (yes yes she had the hair do), and then, who i think was the star of the show, our little green stephanie, as Yoda, who was sitting on a skateboard (with her robe hanging over it to conceal the fact that she was on the board),getting pulled along by me and asha. The idea was to fool people into thinking she was floating Yoda style. We probs fooled one certain mackintosh person, thats all tho. It was hilarious tho, coz seeing as she was on a skateboard we coodnt pull her in the circle ur supposed to walk, so we just left her in the very middle of it, and walked around her while she looked in deep mediation. The judges made us sing the theme tune (which we sang as we entered), and then Darth and Luke, Yoda and Leah had an epic light saber fight to impress the judges more. We got commended. but loooooooads and loooooadsa people said we shoodve won. It was such a good laugh tho, i dont think any of us wer that bothered :P Threeeeeeeee cheeeeeers for Yoda!! yaaaasss Current Mood: the best! Current Music: star wars theme tune (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 26th, 2005
8:30 pm	Liberated Vibrator!! News Flash- The infamous vibrator from the trip to ann summers has been destroyed. A very trustworthy source has just informed me that the person who was giving the presents, parents hunted down the vibrator after hearing from her daughters about it, and they then proceeded to burn it. This is a very serious case of vibrator destruction, and i quote asha as she says 'what a waste of a perfectly good rainy day activity'. Well thats all i have for now folks, on the arseny of the larger than life vibrator. good evening (14 Comments |Comment on this)
2:15 pm	Magic.......... just Magic Can't touch this.....YAS! i made it from London. big thanku to asha. Girls, girls girls, u woodnt beleive the shopping. when chloe told me about the five floor topshop, i thot, chloe u crazy go take ur pills......... but then as i wondered along regent street (featured in monopoly), i saw it. the whole street disapeared, and the sun shone directly over it. The wind gave me a wee push towards the door and i went in. wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. Never seen anything so beautiful in my life!! still havent recovered. My new aim in life is to get rich,just so that i can go spend all my money in that shop. There are shops in london that i never new existed. for example, The converse shop!!!!!!!!!!! it was soooo coooool! i got the nicest jumper from it, v.cool. Fuck barcelona for the class trip for shopping,it wont compare to London, im tellin u. and not to mention all the hot guys from all over, sizzlin' Theres a market place called Campden market, its so cool, with clothes that u find in the high street, only cheaper. plus fake louie viton and prada, and gucci and channel, and every disigners, fake purses and bags. There are so many drug dealers there, hilariously dodgy. My mum was going crazy on watch for them, to 'protect' me from them. i cloudnt be bothered with the site seeing, been there done that like 2 years ago, but the shopping was a dream come true. Spectacular, spectacular!! Current Mood: need more shopping..... wow Current Music: one wish (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 1st, 2005
7:12 pm	Consider urself un-invited!! pfft, too busy are you. Karen and sean in a tree, doin things the shoodny be. lol, aw man the song/poem is grand. Fine well everyone shall have a jolly old time of things wifout u. Now for the usuals; skool was crap, nd im so unprepared for my personal study interview. bla bla bla bla. im off for some good old tennis. adios!! (hitman u no wot im saying lol) Current Mood: yas tennis!!!! Current Music: can't take my eyes off of yooooooou (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 31st, 2005
5:42 pm	Going to check ur diary are ya!! the cheek!! Pink..... hmmm, what a gr8 colour. its karens FAVOURITE colour, and just so happens to be the colour she turns when we all talk about how much she................................................................ if ur diary doesnt have fri nite wif us on it, there will be trouble. mwhahahahahahahahahahaaaa lol. On saturday we shood have a 'get robert home' campaign. for definate Current Mood: mwhahahahahahahaa Current Music: cater 2 u (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, August 18th, 2005
7:35 pm	Befuckingwitched ------Fuck Yeah Right, i looked it up on zee net and in the Odean it is on at 6pm apparently. and the ugc times are crap. So the 6o'clock showing it is at the odean. people try be in between 5.30 and 5.45 plz, to get tickets. just meet at the Odean, its prbs easiest. Yas Yas Yas Yas. Bewitched!!!!!!!!!!!!! ps its a pg so evryone shood get in lol. rite i hope ive covered evrything, if not leave a messege lol. Current Mood: bewitched :D Current Music: you are my sunshine (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, August 5th, 2005
9:53 pm	Hitman is sushi! Asha dont forget bout my card. I dont think that i can be arsed wif my lj anymore people. well not untill something good happens/ something of interest. COCKEYE---- this love has taken its toll on me-- lol ski trip (yas the memories still rock) lol Valium, immigrants, fake tits,the pu2,this love--------FUCK YEAH lol. im offskies Current Music: this love - maroon five!------fuck yeah (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 23rd, 2005
7:57 pm	Mickey moos here is coooome! ! ! ! :D At one o'clock 2moz mornin i shall be setting off to manchester for my flight to FLORIDA. oooo i cant wait. wooooo hooooo. (karen u have a gr8 hol, coz i wont see u. aimee u too, derek see u soon lol :D) byeeeee everyone. luv u all :D :D :D :D lol 'so long farewell, auf verdersein, adiu, to u and u and u and u and uoooooo' Current Mood: yas florida Current Music: hercules (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 20th, 2005
4:46 pm	Bloooooooddyyyyy Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My karate weekend was sooooo amazing. i practised really well, nd got great feedback from the instructors. im really chuffed :D Tonite im being forced to go to the skool choir show. pfft, the things i gotta do :P Karen u wer missed as usual at skool. Asha i read that page bout the bloodyninja, tis f'in hillarious. WOW there was the biggest thunder and lightening storm in largs at the karate weekend. it went on for about three hours, nd it the lightning was really close to where we wer all staying. it was kool at first but then i got a bit freeked out, coz it was so close. I learnt really kool new katas nd stuf at the course, but the end result is aching sore leg muscles. i presently have a slight limp due to them. its coz we did so moany kiks nd stuff. Everyone shood do karate, its amazing! ! ! ! Current Mood: :D Current Music: Chasey Lain (Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 15th, 2005
4:32 pm	never mind well, i missed the last to periods of skool to go see the doc, but turns out i got the dates wrong, nd i was supposed to go yesterday, woops, nd never mind. I have to make my own way bak from karate tonite, it will probs rain nd stuff. its ages away in eastwood, nd i cant be arsed tonite, but i gotta, so oh well...... but never mind. i dont think batman shood happen. me karen nic nd chloe r goin. och well---- but never mind. Skool was funny coz chloe was trying to nick a young scot card from the careers room. let me jus say, dat she is the worst catburgular evr, she takes a bloody lifetime to raid the place. she was unsucessful, so when the careers teacher came bak to the room, chloe jus asked her 4 one nd she gave her one. twas' tres fuuuny. it was the primary one two nd three talent show today durning my p.e time. it was amazing. one primary three played 'u canny push ur granny off a bus', on zee piano. he was amazing- hitman, how amazing was he! anothr kid asked a joke so bad it was gr8, 'why did the monkey cross the road'.......... rite r u ready for it guys............... ' to buy some sweets'. Aw wee children r so funny. aw well, im outta here Current Mood: ......... ........ Current Music: somebody told me (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 14th, 2005
6:15 pm	Nahananhanahnahnahnahnahnnaaaaaah naaaaa Batman!! i have amnesia, i cant rememeber wot i did todday. hopefully as i type it will all come bak to me. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh yeh. first period me nic chloe nd mary claire had to wirter an article 4 the skool magasine. nd last period me nd chloe had to do a diff one, about the health week, it opened up wif........ 'Obestiy and drug addiction is increasing in scotland............ but not in our skool!' and so on and so forth. I have an obsession with nanahanahanahnahanahaaaa batman. heheheeee, im so excited lol Ok i still cant remember othr stuff. Last nite me nd derek watched the butterfly effect. tis' such an grand movie. tres clever, for clever ppl like myself to pass our time watching *sips cherry* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MICHAEL jACKSON------ wowowowowowwwww, free of ALL charges. wot do u all make of that. is the whiter than most white ppl guilty or not guilty in your eyes. well that depends whether u think pedophilia is wrong or not *coughs asha* ALSO, how much wood u pay to buy NEVERLAND???? tell all. im outta here on my batmobil, (not u karen, forget it, u can be poison ivy!!) lol Current Mood: BATMAN Current Music: the batmobil lost its wheel nd robin flew away (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 13th, 2005
4:57 pm	Run forest RUUUUUUNNNNNN!! Bonjour! aimee, ur wee gathering was great lol. good times, good times. Aw man saturday was amazing i coodnt be more chuffed. :D In fact this weekend was really good. The cinema was gd :p, except for the stupid ugc rules. 'Up the ugc security'!! Then there was sports day nd aimees hoos, which was all good. I'll jus forget bout sun, wasnt feeling very well, jus ovr tired i think. Today was so boring in class nd stuff. im strugg;ling to keep my eyes open aftr all the reading. So whos coming to nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nahhhhhh naaaaa BATMAN on fri nite!? :D I've got a karate course this weekend, i cant wait. its an ovr nite thingy, shood be good fun, but hard work also :S btw frazer ditch ya othr band come and play for 'pickles with shades'. (asha aimee r we goin wif that,? lol) u cood even get a loveheart guitar like aimees with a woam machine lolol. rite im offskies. Current Mood: BATMAN!!- fuck yeah Current Music: how good it can be (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 6th, 2005
7:22 pm	Charlotte the conqorer !! I have conquered the art of buying music from i- tunes. The first song i have downloaded is Mariah Carey, 'we belong together', lol--- oh yes. To celebrate this, karen i have a challenge 4 u especially, but if anyone else feels the desire to join in, they r welcome too. Ok so heres the aim of the game. im goin to go thro 2days events, and as i do im goin to slip in a few Mariah Carey lines from her new song-karen this shood be easy 4 u lol. For u non Mariah careys new song lovers, i will also slip in some othr song words from othr songs, that othrs mite get.Ok here goes. (bare with me) ok sweet love, i was in history and me and emma got into a fight. she called me an idiot, i kiked her desk and so on, this was all hapenin while our teacher was tellin us bout how they tried to keep peace in the war :S later on me an emma had anothr fight, basically emma dont like immigrants, but i was all like Fuck Yeah, immigrants r gr8. We wer harrased by foul mothed funny lil primary fives today. who new that ten year olds new how to call gingers crazy cunts etc. poor ruth deserves sum respect. After my fight with emma i felt like throwing things crying, tryin to decide where i went rong. HA aye rite. plz ppl dont think me crazy, u'll get it later wen karen is on. I guess it sad shes leaving, i feel like ive lost a part of me. wait a minute this i too deep :p ko lol So anyway i had this dream last nite where i walk in and told the boogey man, u have to let that RAGA DROP. i had a gr8 sleep tho, nd i was havin a gd time at skool, nd i still dont wanna stop now. oh by the way aimee bout those photographs u took, im not okay!! lol. thats it. Jeeso its harder to put mariah in there than ud think. i guess to think i cood do this i was stupid, i was foolish. :P Rite im dun. any lyrics u recognise, jus highlight nd rite who the hell it is lol. gOOd LuCk Current Mood: heheheheheheheeee Current Music: we belong together (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, June 5th, 2005
4:20 pm	Top of the mornin' to ya Okaaaay, it is zee gigo 2nito at the cathoos,shood be gd fun hopefully. wow it feels good to have the internet bak, im bak in all zee chat now lol. hmmmm....i dnt have anythin worth sayin rite now so im off. Current Mood: hmmmmmm Current Music: jump around (Comment on this)